авг. 29
Getting grounded from the family computer.
"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio
от Jason 08 септември 2004
авг. 28
A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.
The student's mother was ignorant of her son's booty calls.
#i #don't #know #any #synonyms.
от AEAizzle 27 декември 2005
авг. 27
When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.
I called her a fucktard. She heard cause my phone butt dialed her.
от Laurie 16 януари 2004
авг. 26
STFU in the parlance of Yoda. Acronym for "the fuck shut up."
"Stupid your argument is. TFSU you should." - Yoda
#stfu #star wars #yoda #insults #gizmodo
от JoshVan 22 август 2007
авг. 25
The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.
Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.
от Brown Sugar 18 март 2003
авг. 24
The opposite of emasculate. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.
God, the girlfriend dragged me to go see License to Wed... it was terrible. I had to remasculate afterwards by watching Die Hard: The Bloody Retribution.
#emasculate #mantastic #ballsy #manly #testosterone
от The C-Man 01 август 2007
авг. 23
Dried stains of kebab juice, curry sauce or gravy all over your shirt from messy eating.
That's an impressive dinner badge you've got there. What did you eat, pizza?
#kebab #chips #curry #sauce #pissed
от Upper Class Twit 17 август 2007
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