When a baseball player is in the Major Leagues for a very short time.
Chuck Goggin was a pretty good player, but he only had a cup of coffee for the Red Sox.
When a car starts after a long and hard cold-weather crank.
Okay Bill, it sure is freezing. Give it a crank. I sure hope this car ignites.
When a guy who is balding tries to comb his hair over the bald area and then it flips up when the wind hits it.
Oh look at the guy there with the hinged hair. He is walking backward, but his hair still flips over.
What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.
Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?
Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.
Police Officer: Oh okay.
What a Cuban or Puerto Rican says when they are pissed off.
Oh my god, pedro, what out for the bus!!!!! Quadajo!!!!!!
To park a vehicle by backin into the parking space.
Look at the redneck over there burn-butting his pickup truck.
A local rock band from New Brighton, PA in the early 1970s. A name as a parody to the band Deep Purple.
I hear that Shallow Orange is going to play at the prom next week.