Someone who is always taking over a conversation that
not originally part of. The person is within earshot
when you start a conversation, then as the conversation is commencing, the third party loudly interjects
designed to derail the conversation so that
all attention is then upon them. Usually
they follow this up with even louder and more
Frank: So, Chuck what did you do this
Chuck: Saturday night was awesome, I banged two chicks at once!
, sitting just within
listening distance, prepares to board the conversation just like a pirate
boarding and looting a ship on the open seas, yells: I banged twelve
: But I got syphilis....
: I gave it to Hank last night.
is such a Conversation Pirate