When one drinks a small amount of alcohol
(commonly a sip of four loko
, but in some extreme
cases this could be a sniff) and engages in wobbly activities. The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. When intoxicated the body muscles collapse and the noodling begins. This could include floundering to the ground, rolling
around like an infant child, and making silly comments that can be so cringing it turns you sober.