a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes
ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams
1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after
Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court
2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just
use the Phillies Defense."