8 definitions by Happenstance

Top Definition
The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.
This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!
#unlucky #hapless #unsuccessful #unfortunate #ill-omened
от Happenstance 25 февруари 2010
The sound made when a curved turd hits water.
(sound of a person breathing a bit heavily... a brief pause.. ) plople!
#kabloosh #dabloop #kabloop #bloop #drip
от Happenstance 04 май 2010
The sound made when a large sized turd hits water.
(sound of a person straining a lot more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloosh!
#splaush #dabloop #kabloop #plople #drip
от Happenstance 04 май 2010
Not quite up to the standards of 'E' for effort. Sarcastic comment or insult. A person hearing it may reply "Didn't you mean 'E' for effort?" You may or may not want to respond "No."
Well, wasn't that special. I give you an 'F' for effort.
#snafu #fubar #insult #consolation prize #excellent (antonym)
от happenstance 17 ноември 2012
The sound made when a medium sized turd hits water.
(sound of a person straining... a brief pause.. ) dabloop!
#splaush #bloop #kabloosh #kabloop #plople
от Happenstance 04 май 2010
The sound made when a normal turd hits water.
(sound of a person breathing a bit abnormally... a brief pause.. ) splaush!
#kabloosh #dabloop #kabloop #plople #drip
от Happenstance 04 май 2010
The sound made when a medium-large sized turd hits water.
(sound of a person straining a bit more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloop!
#splaush #dabloop #kabloosh #plople #drip
от Happenstance 04 май 2010
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