AKA the california rolling stop
The act of not completely stopping at a stop sign or a right hand turn, but rather 'rolling' through it by slowing down some.
*sees stop sign*
*looks for cops*
*makes a california stop*
A troll that haunts many an innocent forum with incoherent and incognizant ramblings. He mostly complains about President Bush, whom he refers to as the Anti-Christ, and the US Army, the 'Bushmob'.
Many of his newer rants are simply copy and pastings of all of his older rantings.
His writing style also leaves much to be desired. His style incorporates invented words, comma abuse and just plain spewage of hatred.
Johnny Wizard was back today, with his latest 'article'.
in internet command/term that tells the amount of time it took your computer to respond to another computers signal. A computers internet reflex if you will. Ping refers to the other computer bouncing a signal off you computer and it bouncing, or pinging back.
Q: Whats my ping?
Random is highly over used but when used in the correct context it should be something completely out of the blue and hilarious for example:
Jayne: So are you in Roch tomorrow?
Vicky: Yea are you?
Jayne: definatley... *sings* Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA FONE!!!!
Vicky: *giggles* ... random!
Both: *SING* RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA FONE!!!!!
Jayne: I dont kno dude u threw that remote pretty fucking hard!
When a character suddenly appears in a scene within a fanfiction apparently out of nowhere.
e.g. It wouldn't really be a badfic if it wasn't for all the bamfing, because that made it hard to follow.
A regular of Godawful Fanfiction website.
I've been a GAFFer since 1998.