A person who is nocturnal by nature- their sleeping pattern
has become reversed from the normal. Often the result of wasting time late
morning online (usually streaming addictive TV shows, watching pointless YouTube
Becoming a Nocturn can be a gradual and progressive change
of state, sometimes happening without the affected realising that they are still watching
Dexter repeats at 5.30am on a Tuesday morning.Commonly
found in students, the unemployed, and those whose jobs require them to work late
or oversleeping, excessive napping, disrupted eating pattern
, weight gain (due to mindless snacking), the inability to maintain a normal daily routine, missing important appointments or events because you spent all night on youtube
trying to teach yourself how to open a bottle with a lighter.
Dave- "Haven't you gone to bed yet? Its 6.20am!"
Fred- "I can't, I'm a Nocturn. I've been watching Animal
Planet on Catch Up- if I sleep
now then how will I know what happens to the baby Meerkat who lost its mum?!"
Dave- "You need help."