A small kernel
or morsel of turd
commonly found in the underpants
after an unexpected shart
Less commonly occuring after taking a shit and failing to completely pinch off the last stubborn nugget. Even cursory wiping typically removes this variety, but in rare cases this pinch-pirate
will subsequently (and apparently randomly) release itself to be discovered
in the briefs at a later time as a shiblet
When entangled in ass-hair, may also
be referred to as a klingon
- though a free, unobstructed turd kernel discoverred
in the tighty-whiteys is always referred to as a shiblet
"Wot's this? A shiblet
in my gonch
ripper didn't feel
wet... huh, I guess I must've sharted."
Bob: "Dude, I just found a ball of hash on the floor, let's party!"
's a shiblet man, don't smoke it! I found that
rolling around in my gooch last Friday and flicked
it at the ceiling... it must've fallen down."