The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public
toilet (Gas Station, Grocery
Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid
making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also
brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid
falling in. Also
known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt
"hovering alfred", before he shat himself.