Changed from "superstantial" on the opening credits of The Colbert Report. The last name of a patrol officer who captured a large animal which not only threatens America, but with the largest density of people per state, you do NOT want a bear in New Jersey.
"In the Baristanet blog (a regional blog for the Montclair/Glen Ridge/Bloomfield area of New Jersey), it was reported that a black 150 pound black bear was caught in Millburn, New Jersey.
The officer who spotted the bear and helped to capture it?
Patrolman Alfred Freem."
Tip of the hat to Alfred Freem!