A serious condition where the individual, in the week after a Model United Nations trip, attempts to use a placard with his or her name on it in school to speak or feels it is acceptable to pass notes or bring motions in the classroom.
This syndrome often results in embarrassment or reprimand.
Sid: Point of Inquiry!
Sid: Oh sorry, I still have Model UN Syndrome.
Also known as MUNHS, this is defined as the temporary delusion suffered by delegates in a Model United Nations conference where the delegate forgets the fictional nature of the conference and instead, believes the events of the conference are real and are actually taking place.
This is most experienced in Crisis/Experimental Committees.
Sid/ Minister of Justice: Those motherfuckers just invaded Alsace-Lorraine! What the fuck, I thought we had troops there! Arrest the military commanders in the region for incompetence!
Chair: Chill, this is not real. You're suffering from Model UN Hallicunation Syndrome.
the spell of depression that occurs when returning to banal everyday life after a model un trip filled with violations of the law and blowjobs from hot delegates in hotel rooms
Sid: urrgh, it's monday. I'm suffering from Post-MUN Stress-Depression Disorder...
the use of an apostrophe in the naming of aliens in science fiction. Extremely prevalent in turning a common name into an alien-esque name.
Author: "hmm. I need a name for this alien in my book"
Friend: "How about... Jon?"
Author: "No. I will use J'on!"
Friend: "Ah, the use of the alien apostrophe, like Kal'el, Jor'el, Teal'c, Bra'tac, D'on...
A disease where the person's decisions are influenced primarily for sexual reasons. Usually in the realm of college decisions but can apply to anywhere.
Andrew: Dude I want to go to Georgetown so bad. Mary is going there.
Will: ... You got into fucking Harvard. Stop Thinking with your dick... You're suffering from Think With Dick.
One who swears a lot is said to have this.
Kelly: ***** ** *** you mother****** piece of ****. I will **** you up and **** them until they're ****** over.
Sid: you sure as **** have sailor's tongue!
the ability to order something on the menu by one's own volition, without input from anybody else.
Waitress: "So, what will it be, Sid?"
Sid: "I'll let Mikey order first."
Mikey: "The Chicken Fried Rice"
Sid: "Yeah, one of that for me too."
Mikey: "You have no ordering agency..."