4 definitions by lajerker

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among male masturbation enthusiasts, considered to be one of the finest lubricants available. A colloidal suspension of mineral oil and petroleum jelly, it's a bit greasy, but so worth it. Lasts for a while without a recharge. Comes in a handy tub, perfect for passing around at the circle jerk. Find it with the makeup removers and crank away.
All the guys were sure to thank Rob for bringing more Albolene to the sesh.
от lajerker 23 юли 2005

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short for motherfucker. often used in IM chat.
Did you see that guy and girl going at it on the beach? It was hot as a mugg. I got a semi and was leaking.

I'm hungry as a mugg. Let's go get some Weinerschniztel.
от lajerker 23 юли 2005

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see also: precum and pre-cum
I chatted with this str8 guy all day at work. He was talking shit and had me leaking in my pants like mad.
от lajerker 23 юли 2005

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A masturbation session. Also known as a JO sesh or a circle jerk. Guys masturbating together. The use of Albolene or some other lube is recommended
StrokeCentral set up a sesh for tomorrow night and 7 other guys are going.
от lajerker 23 юли 2005

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