when someone complains about important things but you just dont give a shit its (so what..big deal)
mum: you messed the bathroom up with our talcum powder
child: BIG DEAL!
person1: your not following the rules of rugby
person2: SO WHAT...BIG DEAL! LIKE THE WORLDS GONNA END
used for people who spread sexiness around there hometown or people who are really sexy you say you dont stare but you kinda look at him for a good 20 seconds
Girl1: you know that lad there well hes dead sexy
Girl2: lemme see.... oh god he is and all
People: hes the sexiest motherfucker in the world
Girl1: well he must be a sex bomb then according to most people
its when people have lots of boyfriends/girlfriends and they keep on dumping on them and getting more
girl1: who you going out with now?
girl2: Callum the lover of my life
girl1: hows you and Callum?
girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with James
girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life???
girl1: hows James?
girl2: oh were done for good
girl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.
its an item for when people practice ready to have sex
girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice
Its the largest animal living but its also an insult for fat people who are extremely heavy.
Ronnie: WOAH!!... look at the size of that lad there
Sam: I know, lets ask him for a piggy back
Ronnie: Dont bother sam hes too heavy for me and you
George: ooooooooooh (trump, burp, picks belly button, iches his butt).
Sam: yep hes defonatly a Whale
people like me and my friend use it quite often and it sounds funny. Its used for generally when your not interested or you dont want to know.
Boy: i won a trophy from football
Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah birthday
Friend: i went horse riding on saturday
Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day
Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers
Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny
Little kid: I hit you on the head with the ball
Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood
Reiss can be a straight talking bloke that agrees with one person to another but hes not my type of man or friend.
Girl: (blah blah blah looks at lad) hi how you doin have we just met
Reiss: That didnt exactly work out well did it
Girl: shut up yah wimp lol
Boy: oy you hiyaaaaaaa (stares at me)
Girl: Reiss twat him for me