A quiet little
town 20 minutes south of Buffalo NY, a shitty
city. There's not much to do in Hamburg, but its not all that
bad. The town golf course
is usually flooded
by 18 mile
creek, there are 3 country
clubs within the town limits, however no real people are allowed at them. The McKinley mall is too small. Teens usually find themselves reeking havoc in the Wal Mart
on Rt 20, the 3rd largest
in the country
. God only knows why they built it in Hamburg.
The best bowling alleys in all the land were demolished
years ago after a snowstorm. World
Gym has since replaced it as the local rally point for overweight slobs and juiceheads.
There are a few notable attributes
to Hamburg, NY, including
Hamburg beach, a mediocre half mile
of sand and rock along the polluted waters of Lake Erie, and the Erie Country
Fair, one of the largest
county fairs in the entire nation. The Nike Base is home to some 30 Soccer, lacrosse, baseball
and softball fields, as well as an ice hockey rink.
For entertainment, residents of Hamburg typically find themselves traveling elsewhere, ie. Orchard Park, West
Seneca, and anywhere else north of the town.
Also, there are two villages in Hamburg, Blasdell and Hamburg. Blasdell somehow managed to give itself the nickname one square mile
of heaven, which couldn't be farther from the truth. It is the second
biggest poop stain on WNY, second
only to Lackawanna. Blasdell, if fact, is what separates Hamburg from the trash that
has taken over Lackawanna.
1: "Hey man let's do something"
2: "Dude, there's nothing to do in Hamburg, NY. Let's go to Bob-O-Links in OP."
you man, you're gonna make me drive, let's just go fuck with
people at Wal Mart"