To Bargle: To place one's face and/or Penile genetalia into the crack of a very large, yet not obese or fat, buttox, and proceed to move your face around and say, "Bargle Bargle Bargley Barglez"
Jordan: dude, what would you do if Kim Kardashian just took her pants off in front of you right now? like, what would you do?
Me: Well, I'd start off by giving her a good Bargling. After I Bargle her, i would Barglez her again just for TeH LuLz.