high on jar (dope) and cant talk
"i'm fucking jarred"
от slglsjndvlsdnvsdnvsnvlnsdlvnsl 03 октомври 2008
an act of being a complete wanker, sometimes used as a more polite alternative for the word shit
" Dude that bitch over there looks jarred!"

"Woah man, your not kidding!"
от DJSARMY 07 октомври 2011
A male version of a small female dog.
dude, hes such a jarred.
от theonewhohatesyou 06 юни 2011
usually a jewish boy who is a hypebeast and his mom is a bitch. He also has a small penis.
That jarred last night was horrible in bed and his finger was broken.
от dasjafj 12 декември 2010
Mean,funny,stupid,gay. Jarred's tend to be gay and get girlfriends to hide there gayness. At school they dress like gay fags. At some point he will come out of the closet and get a 30 year old boyfriend when he is only freaking 16. Jarred's act like stupid stuck up man whores or should i say bitchy slut girl.They are VERY VERY STUPID! So when speaking to a Jarred speak VERY VERY slowly or he/she Jarred transgender or whatever will understand they have the brain of a freaking toddler. But at the end of a crap day Jarred the gay whore will make your day with a stupid shit joke and sexually try to rape you so watch out!!! if you know a Jared,Jarred,Gerad,Garret,Jarret. hahahaha.
Rob: "What is 2+2?"

Person:"i think africa"

Rob:"You must be a Jarred,Get the hell out!!!"
от MasterRobanLin 30 юли 2012
A short rotund man with pale skin that matches his hair. Jarreds usually don't know how to spell, and are retarded in most aspects. Jarreds seek out single moms who are desperate to date. Jarreds also call and text their exes for up to 4 years after the break up. Jarreds get angry in a blink of an eye, and start hitting randomly. Jarreds are the devil.
That guy is desperate, he must be a Jarred.
от Kangaruse 13 февруари 2010
The most sexiest guy alive who likes men who are gay with small penises. he likes to watch them jerk it.
"Omg that guy is so hot"
"Yeah i've turned into a Jarred."
от happycamper12345 28 октомври 2009

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