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A slang term for the male genitalia. But it's not just your generic junk. It is made from the magical horn of the narwhal, or unicorn of the sea. This form of the man junk has the power to create flying children with golden skin and lasers for eyes and are able to pee rainbows. Thats right I said rainbows.
Ohmuhlord look at his schmooter. I'm so jealous.
#schmooter #narwhal #penis #gold #rainbows #wings #babys #justin bieber #amazing #fuck
от THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS 04 януари 2011
Being an all around good for nothing trickster
" Kelly your a schmooter"
#crack #schmoot #kelly #trickster #swindler
от jonitahns smith 19 октомври 2010
a dumb.. to schmoot, i takea dump
i need to take a schmooter in the bathroom brb.
от HUDSON111111111111 11 май 2005
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