2) A little girl inside an old man's body who has never had personal growth. Often yells out and trys to grow teenie-tiny little balls during arguments- teenie-tiny little balls that soon disappear just as soon as they came.
3) A diabetic alcoholic.
4) A complete loser who is known to have abandoned his wife in the middle of the night on the Las Vegas Strip with no money, cell phone, or way of finding her way back to the hotel- all because he threw a baby fit.
5) A total douchebag who throws baby fits due to an inferiority complex.
6) A person who somehow hasn't been divorced by my mother and/or shot by his stepson.
7) A little man who sits on a 4 inch thick pillow atop his seat to give him that extra height while driving his lifted truck so that he can feel like a big boy for once in his life.
My sister: Why should I respect someone that doesn't respect my mother.
1st Ex Step Father: when your mom divorces your first step dad cause he's lacking in personality, he marries an evil bitch who makes him her puppet, disowns you cause you were never his real kid in the first place, and is just a complete dick all around.
2nd Step Father: 3rd times the charm for your mom! Real dad isn't really around a whole lot and when he is we dont get along. 1st step dad didnt go well. But 2nd Step Dad is a dream come true! By now your two old to open up to a "father figure" but he's the best damn big brother you could ever ask for! He looks out for ya, hangs out with you, boxes with ya, wants to beat up the people at school who hurt you, plays rock band with you till no end, and just flat out is an all around cool guy.
real father: *ignores you and continues playing with his new baby from his 3rd wife*
me: hey you wanna go do somethin?
step father 1: *grunt.. continues playing video games*
me: hey, you wanna go so somethin?
Step father 2: FUCK YEAH!
*we go do something random*