-mother of brendon urie.
-grandmother of olivia the child of england.
-150 year old vampire stuck in teenager's body.
-first person to have poetic schizophrenia.
-author of "i play in traffic for a living, you?"
-only person to fall from the top of a tree, and not break any bones or have a scars to prove it.
-veteran "free hugs" hugger.
-cheap perfume wearer.
-only person in the area to have dial-up.
-creator of the word idonneknow and wonne (and about thirty other words that i cannot add due to lack of room, time, and energy).
BOB: yeah man, she was hugging that really tall kid.
MARY: she is so odd, yet.. i don't know.