A joke that dies terribly. Particularly if the person making it expected a big laugh, and got silence.
"Dave's told a real clanger about a dyslexic mormon, but Joe saved the day with his shopping bit.
от Mike MacCana 09 юни 2005
Top Definition
"Clangers" are two different things.

One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.

The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.
Example one:
Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo?
Baby Clanger: OoO.
Other Clangers: OOOOoooo.

Example two:
Bloke 1: Shit.
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Forgot the whife's birthday.
Bloke 2: Dropped a right fucking clanger there, mate.
#tv #oops #children's tv #bbc #shit
от flatster 19 януари 2008
When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error
Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player
#stuff up #clanga #mistake #balls up #error
от 733-539@ 24 април 2006
Penis
Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.
#penis #wee wee #love wand #wissy dick #dick #trouser snake #man meat #donk #peter #todger
от Noa Utos 23 юни 2011
Fecal matter that sticks to butt hairs and hang about.
James doesn't wipe his arse properly, He's got Clangers!
#ass #shit #fecal matter #clangers #hygiene
от MastaTea 14 юни 2015
When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error
Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player
#stuff up #clanga #mistake #balls up #error
от 733-539@ 24 април 2006
An Australian word for the back bumper or just back of a car.
(being tailgated)
"Get off my clanger!"
#australia #klanger #car #tailgate #crash
от FHS Voltaire 04 ноември 2009
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