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Stephen Colbert, host of the Colbert report. The sexiest comedian on television, not to mention his amazing chemistry with Jon Stewart. In addition, Colbert is also a great dancer, can flip to his desk, and obviously, is very handsome.
I watch the Colbert report to see the beautiful,sexy Stephen Colbert.
от natalie m 18 януари 2007
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Verb. To talk rings around your opponent until they begin to sputter, are rendered speechless and become, therefore, impotent (aka nailed) as their argument collapses around them. Submitted in honor of the television comedian Stephen Colbert, the great, brave and high master of satire and truthiness.
He tried to bulldoze him with his theories during the debate but he was colberted in two minutes flat.
от vigwig 03 май 2008
Verb - To create a new word using existing words in the English language in the same fashion as Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert often introduces new words his show invents in both the opening credits and in his monologue.
Stephen colberted the words wikiality, truthiness, and superstantial.
от Aarani 08 март 2007
The act of true American patriotism in bed. First, purchase greeter smocks from Wal-Mart, which will be the only clothing worn. then, use a jug of oil (bonus points if it's from the deep-fryer at McDonald's or motor oil from GM) and slather it on each other. Then, while watching Leave it to Beaver, Full House or a similar wholesome family sitcom, bust a nut on the female proclaiming "you just got punk'd". In retaliation, the woman takes a hot dog and eating-contest style, slides it fully into her throat, then turns over her partner and, again only using her mouth, pushes it between his ass cheeks. She then is free to bind his hands and waterboard him with urine. Top it all off by sticking a mini American flag in the hot dog while watching The O'Reilly Factor and listening to Howard Stern.
Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.
от Canadian Strong 05 февруари 2010
Verb;(coal-bear) to sarcastically make fun of someone or something;

derived from The Colbert Report hosted by Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central and the sooned to be named new part of the space station section named Colbert after Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report
"Dude you just got colberted!!!"
"Colbert just colberted Obama on The Colbert Report!!!"
от ijustcolbertedmyself 03 септември 2009
Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill. NASA's space treadmill in the new "Tranquility" node.
Timmy: Want to go for a jog?

John: Why the hell would we do that when we have a perfectly nice COLBERT to jump on?
от roar123 14 април 2009
This town is located right outside of Spokane Washington. This upper-class, suburban community boasts its large homes, multiple Home Owners Associations (HOA), and suburban feel. After looking past many joggers, dog-walkers, and strollers on the sidewalks, you'll find the many up-scale neighborhoods with names to match. Neighborhoods like Legacy Hills, Wellington Heights, and Golden Eagle Estates are just a few of the luxurious neighborhoods. Colbert is known for having the most gated houses and communities per capita in the area, and is considered the ideal "white community".
Person visting Colbert Resident: "What's the gate code?"
Colbert Resident: "Hold on, I have to check, the HOA changes it every month."
от WashingtonExpert 19 юни 2013

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