A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.
"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
от KiwiGarlic123 12 септември 2014
A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.
Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!
от cheesygrins 16 февруари 2010
A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.
There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!
от pea123456 06 февруари 2013
another word for female genitalia.
"Please Ma'am, may I put some love butter on your crumpets?"
от Bradly J. mitchell 23 октомври 2007
The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.
J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
J: "CRUMPET!"
A: "So how are ya James?
от r0x0rmyj0x0rz 03 април 2004
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey James, me you and Laura gona go eat some crumpets later?
от Captn Luke 26 февруари 2007
little round bits of fyeness
Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!
от The One Guy 27 септември 2007

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