"Can I come over and cuddle?"
"Did your husbands flight get canceled? Because I really want to cuddle with you."
"I'm so lonely, I just want to cuddle you"
"I can't sleep, can I come over and cuddle you?"
"I swear, we will just cuddle"
Homosexual A: "So where do you live?"
Homosexual B: "15th and Main. Want to come over and cuddle with me?"
Homosexual A: "But it's 12:30 in the morning. Why the sudden urge to cuddle?"