a person who often takes pictures of himself in the mirror. usually a person named chad who has low self-esteem n doesn't know who he is, or where he is going in life. a person who has many goals n didn't accomplish any yet. someone who is secretly gay. someone who is broke,n has no money.
1: Dude, you got some kinda boner! Man, you need ta go stick that thing in some ice and stop thinkin about sex!
2: I don't have a boner.
1: Yeah ya do! Don't deny it, ya damn donkey! It's stickin' out like two feet!