also known as a "douce man," a combination of two males and two females of mutual attraction, typically in a situation intended to result in two separate sexual encounters, or in the most douceresque of situations, one orgy;
a textbook doucer usually involves wine, a movie, a large couch, and two very facey guys;
the word doucer stems from the latin root 'dou' which means "two vs. two" and the spanish influenced 'ouce' which means "to moisten,";
National Doucer Week is every November during the second FULL week of the month;
also related, "troucers" and "quocers" are only to be executed by the most experienced douce men and have a smaller success rate;
Example 1: "Harvest Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Yo, what should we do tonight?"
Douce Man 2: "I don't know, man, I think those freshmen are pretty horny lately"
Douce Man 1: "Perhaps we should douce them?"
Douce Man 2: "Sounds great. I'll pick up the wine, you invite them over"
(followed by several hours of 2v2 gaming down and ultimately, p in v)

Example 2: "Situational Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Let's drink tonight"
Douce Man 2: "Fuck, I don't really feel like getting drunk, I had a rough weekend"
Douce Man 1: "That's alright, just invite Kenzie and her friend over and we'll douce it"
Douce Man 2: "Perfect!"

Example 3: "Impromptu Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Oh shit, that's those slutty freshmen over there"
Douce Man 2: "Hurry, game face! Let's invite them to the room"
от Doucey J 12 ноември 2013
twenty four ounce of brew
get me a doucer.
No.
do it, woman!
от dfergf 02 ноември 2007

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