Originally conceived as an acronym for our coworker Sam's bizarro twin - "Fat, Evil, Melting, and Ugly Sammy."
Guy 1: "...then we went to the Pizza House for lunch..."
Femus: "You know, the origins of pizza are very interesting. They come from the Aboriginal tribes of Scandinavia and include rack mountable switch plates and overdrive compartments."
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you talking about? Who asked you anyway, you stupid fucking prick."
it is not a good thing to be called a femus!!!
also spelled as phemus
adj. ew hes such a femus.