A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).
Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.
от goldbondtony 04 август 2005
A miracle powder that can best be described as "A tropical breeze on your nutsack!" The perfect cure for sweaty balls. However, recreational use is encouraged. Especially effective if applied immediatly after showering.
Its been such a bad day that all I want to do is go home, shower, and enjoy that nice tingle on my balls after I goldbond
от Pinocha Deac 15 ноември 2006
a golden breathmint for your balls
i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts
от dragonschld 12 юни 2008