Generally; their sado-masocistic, man beating, she-devils form hell. i.e. They freeakin rock!
1)are always under a pile of books
2)don't have any connect to the real world
3)are bitter and sarcastic
4)don't have a life
5)own a lot of cats
7)are full of useless information
8)like to show off their intellectuality
Well guess what,there are some who're like that,but the majority kicks ass.Librarians are the coolest human beings you can find.
LIBRARIAN:A person fighting ignorance with knowledge
WITTY LIBRARIAN:A Smartass
Librarians desire to make the whole world of information available to people at the time they need it. Frustrated by the lack of interest in anything more complex than Britney Spears' bust size, some librarians withdraw into an autistic fantasy where everything is perfectly organized. Others catch unsuspecting researchers and brain-dump the contents of the British Library on them. Generally possessed of insane amounts of patience, as Garrison Kiellor pointed out.