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A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.
You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
#portmanteau #retarded #petard #hoisted by your own petard #blow up #blown up
от Talmanes 01 декември 2006
An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.
"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"
#retard #retarded #pretty retarded #stupid #idiotic #ridiculous #stupidity
от instrumentoffear 24 март 2009
family guy's,peter,sufers from this illness.petarded is the name of one of the episodes where peter finds out he is retarded.(I won't tell u the rest,it'll ruin it for u)
you're so petarded.

stop being such a petard.
#retarded #peter #family guy #episode #petard
от Ching 07 януари 2006
As retarded as a Peter.
I swear gregs F**king petarded!
#peter #retarded #retard #petabread #petard
от petabread/petard 10 юли 2008
A slang commonly used by those who observe the misuse or "rushing" of units known as petards in Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings.
That was so damn petarded!
от Massive Johnson Esquire 23 февруари 2003
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