take a dump
be right back, gotta pinch a loaf
от a 27 март 2000
Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.
"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
от bingobastard 28 март 2009
to defecate(see also take a dump)
If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.
от Light Joker 11 януари 2005
A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.
I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.
от B. Steed 02 януари 2005
To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".
guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back
от Ryan Hershbeger 02 юни 2006
(Verb) To take a bowel movement.
Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!
от Peter 29 май 2006

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