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1.
1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
от Global Feetus 03 април 2007
 
2.
Verb: to rub one's (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.

Not to be confused with smear.
Verb: Darling! Don't you dare schmear on your brother's chair!
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING
от IHateCleaningUpShit 01 юли 2013
 
3.
A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.
She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.
от Anastasia DeLuciano 06 декември 2004
 
4.
Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.
Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.
от Mike G 15 октомври 2005
 
5.
A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults
I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!!
от settler69 20 февруари 2008
 
6.
A derrogatory term used before a word to signify importance.
Carla, you are such a schmear bitch.
Matt, you have a schmear camel toe.
от Alexwaetweg 20 септември 2007
 
7.
1. When you forget something in your conscious mind while your asleep or falling asleep and then finally realize your forgetting something. --
a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of "preferred choice here."
Hey I was falling asleep at Ted Gundy's house and had this incredible schmear and then realized...

Spectator 1: You had a schmear? No way!
от Now This is Entertaining 17 януари 2007