Top Definition
A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

1 part sham
1 part poo
Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.
#sham #poo #greasy #hair #shampoo
от Wojeezy 24 май 2008
A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
от Johnny Rocketfingers 10 юли 2003
A fake turd.

Derived from combination of sham and poo.
I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo.
#fake #sham #turd #poo #haircare #crap #shit #excrement #dogs
от Pipe Downn 21 март 2010
Chinese Amazon girl from Ranma 1/2 who is in love with Ranma Saotome. She fell in "Spring of Drowned Cat," which cursed her to turn into a pink cat when splashed with cold water. When splashed with hot water, she returns to her human form. She works for her great-grandmother Cologne at the Cat Cafe in Japan.
Ni-hao, Ranma! You come to date with Shampoo, yes?
#ranma 1/2 #cat #chinese #anime #fiancee
от toph bei fong is awesome 01 май 2011
When you drink a LOT one night, and then the next day you drink a little but get very drunk. Just like when you shampoo and you just use a little bit and get tons of suds.
I only drank a beer but I shampooed from last night. I'm wasted !
#drunk from last night #shampooed #wasted #drunk #hammered
от Oshkosshbygosh 27 април 2014
Faced with an uncomfortable situation, to politely excuse oneself to the bathroom, only to never return.
It was the blind date from hell ... musky cologne, piece of spinach in his teeth, talking continuously about his ex-girlfriend ... so I went for a shampoo.
#shampooing #ditch #bail #leave #run
от Punch-in-the-face 08 март 2010
The act of wiping one's ass with the hair of the recipient of an awkward chocolate.
Being the respectable, clean individual that I am, I had to sham-póó after giving my buddy's girl an awkward chocolate.
#shampoo #sham-poo #asswipe #ass wipe #awkward chocolate #fecal mange
от Reverend Feltaboy 14 октомври 2011
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