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Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.
Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.
от Honest Abe 24 март 2005
A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle
Stinky Pears is a sock monkey
от Taco 30 януари 2004
A Ho that like to do crack!
she aint nothing but a SOCKMONKEY!
от Show 06 февруари 2005
Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.
Kiss my sock monkey!!!!
от scumqueen 21 октомври 2005
A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.

(See sock puppet.)
"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."
от Suzy Creamcheeze 09 юли 2009
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