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1.
A series of tubes, not a big truck.
They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material...

Ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
от Zopwx2 31 юли 2006
 
2.
A series of tubes.
"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
от The Evil Eye 19 август 2006
 
3.
The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
no example
от Gumba Gumba 06 април 2004
 
4.
A society that's been completely overtaken by extremely hateful youths and late adolescents who have made themselves the center of their own universe and who persecute anyobody who has an opinion differing from their own.
It's like a really bad episode of the original Star Trek.
от Bonk! Bonk! 18 септември 2004
 
5.
An intentional mangling of (the) internet used for ironic effect as a humorous reference to the large segment of the population that remains clueless about technology. Now a popular malapropism, "the internets" meme exploded after the second televised Bush-Kerry debate held prior to the 2004 Presidential election. Blogs and Television, especially The Daily Show, bear much of the responsibility for the initial propagation of "the internets" as it is currently used.
When asked about the seeming inevitibility of a draft, the President replied, "I hear there's rumors on the Internets (sic) that we're going to have a draft..."
от Zachary A 29 юли 2005
 
6.
moron-laden porno pipe

There needs to be regulations on who gets to use this priviliged piece of technology. The prices of computers need to go up so every inbred, redneck moron can't get his fingers on a keyboard.
search engine results (yahoo) from The Internet:
"1 - 10 of about 78,900,000 for porn - 0.03 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 69,900,000 for xxx - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 45,400,000 for gossip - 0.09 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,260,000 for nihilism - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,170,000 for existentialism - 0.02 sec."
от jeffie dahmer 27 юли 2006
 
7.
Want a definition? Google it
-The Internet Example-
www.google.com
Here, look one up
от maxmoefoe 30 май 2010